Don’t be such a buzz kill, Hummel.

You’re not even here, what do you care?

I’d rather be breathing fresh air.

callme-missmotta:

I suggest you invest in Fabreze for the ride back then. It’s not as good as the commercials say but it works in a pinch.

I sprayed him with my deodorant in the end and just buried my nose in my scarf or Finn’s shirt. Whichever was easier at the time.

callme-missmotta:

What, was he like super high the whole time?

No, but he stunk the car out.

Does he always smell like that?

Unfortunately, yes.

It was more enjoyable when I wasn’t driving at any rate.

callme-missmotta:

I know right! It’s not even just them, Sam, Mike, Brittany, Santana, and sometimes Finn and Kurt all do the same thing! sure I’ll teach you, it’s easy!

Hey, Finn and I are nowhere near as bad as any of the others! You had to use ice to stop Sam and Mike from going too far at one point and you would have done it to Brittany and Santana too if you could have gotten away with it.

Just got around to answering this.

No, I’m not really a fan, sorry.

ask-quinncess-fabray:

And what’s worse is that I know it’s not footsie that they’re doing.  They’re insatiable.  My.  Goodness.

Well, how’s your car?

Really? Jesus, I’m guessing Sugar’s next to you in front then which…must be pretty bad itself.

Noisy but nothing that bad. None of us can agree on what music to have on.

ask-quinncess-fabray:

But freaking S and B won’t stop playing footsie in the back seat!

So glad I’m not in the car with you guys right now. Not sure I’d want to deal with that.